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Family-owned Short’s Brewing Co., known for producing fearlessly creative beers in the hinterlands of northern Michigan, has found itself abreast of a recent political scandal involving popular flagship IPA, Huma Lupa Licious. Over the past week, Short’s Brewing has received thousands of emails and phone calls about Huma’s involvement in the FBI investigation that led to the discovery of new emails potentially related to Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server while she was Secretary of State.
So please, don’t confuse Clinton staffer and former Weiner wife Huma Abedin with Short’s Brewing Huma Lupa Licious.
Short’s Brewing Co.’s CEO, Joe Short was available for comment, “The implication that Huma was involved in anything but tasting really good, is totally false. I totally see why Hillary picked Huma for her assistant though. Huma has assisted me for years, and I stand by it!”
Short’s also went on to add that it is a bipartisan company, and prefers to stay politically neutral, although highly encourages everyone to actively and thoughtfully participate in our elections.