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Porn site xHamster launches beer, so here’s some completely SFW brewing pornog

If you like watching naked people (or at least furries), you probably already know about xHamster. It’s one of the internet’s most popular tube pornography sites. This same Limassol, Cyprus-based sex peddler has recently gotten into brewing and now has even decided to start making a commerical beer. What goes best with a good wank? Celebrating with a proper beverage. From the press release:

One day a beer-addict project manager at xHamster decided that the company should create a new SFW product that will be loved and needed by everyone…

“Now is time to enjoy a quality beer with your best source for adult entertainment,” says Alex Hawkins, a spokesman for xHamster. “When being among the leading adult market players worldwide, giving back to the dedicated fans is our number one priority. After so much demand on the xHamster beer, we decided it is only fair if we make it available for everyone. xHamster beer is a delicious mix of malts and spices that you can relax with.”

The hunt started to find the best manufacturer around the globe, and we landed one in Italy. The team went through a whole selection process to find the best suitable flavor (including the good times of tasting beer samples. Oh, those were the days!) Five different malt varieties, two hop varieties, organic honey, and the finest spices and yeast flow into the beer. Very full-bodied, slightly sweet and yet spicy, this beer is meant to fill your mouth and guarantee the satisfaction.

The beer is an 8.5 percent Belgium Tripel, and we’re not even sure where or when it will be distributed, but you can find it online right here. The beer was first promoted back in February. But in honor of beer and porno colliding in the most awkward way since vagina beer, we decided to sex you up with some hot and hard brewing pornog — steely tanks, juicy brews, buckets of hops and everything in between. Enjoy our big brewhouse orgy.

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