The headline says it all. Because you demand a constant, never-ending stream of news, we have run out of it. We’re done! My inbox is empty. I checked the internet. There’s absolutely nothing left to say. We all knew it would come to this at some point. In fact, I’m glad the day is finally here. Wait! I did stumble across this odd YouTube video that matches Bell’s Brewery beer with candy. Its lack of music makes it suitably creepy for the day the internet died. Now, go outside and play.
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